Charming, but single

I am blatantly stealing this from Serially Single, but I thought it was a fun idea. She asked her readers to post questions for her or general things they'd like to tell her and then she responded in a post later. (Someone else asked my birth order question. I am totally all about the birth order.) Anyway, SS, my dear, consider it an homage and not outright stealing. Dear commenters, ask/critique/gush(!) away. Know that I'm not telling you where I live, I'm not posting a picture of myself and I reserve the right to ignore you if you ask terrible or mean questions. I'm all ears. (Sort of.)