Always the life of the party
Published by Anonymous on 1.31.2005 at 1/31/2005 05:03:00 PM.
Witness the following e-mail exchange I had with my best friend from high school, who now lives in another city.
Best friend: "I have the most funniest story in almost forever. I look like a complete whore, but those days are behind me."
Me: "You look like a bigger whore than I did when I was standing on the side of the street waiting for my friend to pick me up from shacking on New Year's Eve? I'm impressed."
Best friend: "Actually, no."
I am conflicted, as I feel both shockingly bad that I out-whored her but still surprisingly proud that I beat her at something.
I am so odd.
