So, my "Romantic Daily Horoscope" from today says the following:
Astral influences indicate that love and abundance are coming your way, but you have to clearly visualize the bounty. It's your job to figure out how to improve your life using your vast store of inner resources.I'm sorry, I can't move on to figuring out how to tap my inner resources to improve my life. I'm too busy clearly visualizing every sweaty moment of the hot, juicy bounty of sexy, tall, cuddly man love that I'd like to come my way. Look, the horoscope said I had to VISUALIZE these things! And WHO am I to argue with MY HOROSCOPE? So tonight's birthday celebration? Could be looking up.